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About Loki

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    Special ops
  • Birthday 11/09/1971

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    rochellcruz@msn.com
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    http://www.rccomputerconsolidators.com
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    rochell3

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    That place that I dwell in

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  • Campsite
    where ever i can have a really big fire
  • Your Ride
    The green machine......

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  1. Loki

    Sychocr In The Arm

    OH YEAH.....HE IS SCARING THE INSTRUCTORS WHERE HE IS AT.....
  2. Loki

    Sychocr In The Arm

    Just wanted to let everyone know that SychoCR is back in the Army. he will be driving the trucks. and he will be in cali between the 13th and the 15th of this month. if anyone wants to drop him a line, he can be reached at: 714-483-5101.......
  3. Loki

    Joke of the day

    THAT'S HYSTERICAL!!!
  4. Loki

    Joke of the day

    "Words With Two Meanings" 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king- luv) n. Female.....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht- kon-trohl) n. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
  5. Loki

    Joke of the day

    "Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards" OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What the hell was I thinking! OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs: INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog. OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?
  6. Loki

    Another Good Guy Win

    and i noticed not one tree hugger's comment on this area..........AMAZING.....
  7. Loki

    Joke of the day

    She is not a BABE or a CHICK -She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She has not BEEN AROUND -She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE -She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not an AIRHEAD -She is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY -She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY. She is not COLD or FRIGID -She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE. She is not HORNY -She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. She is not a BAD COOK -She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She is not HALF NAKED -She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
  8. Loki

    2 Sides To Every Story

    and you know what the sadest thing is..............they say "HIKING" doesn't cause any environmental damage, well what about the people that walk off of the trail, or the ones that have to use the bathroom, or the ones that hack off a leaf, or a limb. what about the people that do mountain climbing, don't the destroy some form of environment when they have to use a tool to create a crevice so that they are able to climb "UP" the mountain. cause the last time i heard, SPIDERMAN was only in comic books. in my opinon, these people are just a bunch of "YES" men. they say yes to putting all these laws, rules and regulations and banning we the people of the glamis duners, and yet i don't hear one word about how the off-road baja races are killing the milk weeds or some other lizard, plant-life or animal. and i highly doubt that they are actually paying attention to where they are driving.
  9. Loki

    Speedtrap Tv

    i believe it is on the 14 realdeal........but don't quote me on it.....
  10. ain't that the truth, they'll hunt you down when YOU owe THEM.........but heaven forbid if they hunt you down when THEY owe YOU......... you practically need the jaws of life to get anything out of them....EVEN INFORMATION THOSE BASTARDS oh hey queen, did you get to check out the lastest baby sychocr pics yet??? i did post them..... (can't rely on a man to do it lol)
  11. The U.S. Internal Revenue Service is warning taxpayers about a phishing scam that uses promises of tax refunds to steal sensitive financial information. The IRS issued a statement Wednesday warning consumers of the scam e-mail messages, which appears to come from taxrefunds@irs.gov and contains a link to a phishing Web site that collects Social Security and credit card information. But one anti-virus software company claims a flaw in a U.S. government Web site may be helping the scammers. The phishing e-mail claims that the IRS owes the recipient several hundred dollars and provides a Web page link to a page from which they can allegedly claim the tax refund, according to a statement from Sophos PLC, a U.K.-based anti-virus software company. Researchers at Sophos first spotted the IRS messages on Monday, said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant at Sophos. The tax collection agency's warning fails to mention that a page on another government Web site is used in the scam, he said. The Web link points to a page on the govbenefits.gov Web site that bounces the user to the phishing site. The page was apparently designed to forward visitors to different parts of that Web site but doesn't limit forwarding to pages in the .gov domain, said Cluley. GovBenefits.gov is a Web portal that pulls together information from 10 federal agencies, including the Departments of Labor, Agriculture, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, State, Veterans Affairs, and the Social Security Administration. The IRS does not have any control over the govbenefits.gov Web site, and the agency is not aware of any problem with its Web site, said Eric Smith, an IRS spokesman. The IRS issued the warning days after being informed of the scam and wanted to inform consumers that the agency does not ask for personal information in unsolicited e-mail messages, said Smith. The problem with the govbenefits.gov Web site isn't serious and doesn't leak sensitive data about individuals. However, it does provide an easy way for scam artists to make their phishing attack more convincing, Cluley said. The phishers even advise recipients to cut and paste the Web link into their Web browser rather than clicking on it, Sophos said. The Web site flaw makes for a potent attack when coupled with a convincing phishing Web page and the "rabid excitement" of consumers who believe they are getting a windfall payment from the government, he said. Consumers who received an e-mail regarding a refund should call the IRS and determine whether or not they were being contacted about a refund, the IRS said.
  12. Loki

    Joke of the day

    John is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a tall, rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher." :thumbsup:
  13. Loki

    Joke of the day

    John is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a tall, rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher." :thumbsup:
  14. Loki

    Joke of the day

    Make Bush Dance!!!

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