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About Loki

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    Special ops
  • Birthday 11/09/1971

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    That place that I dwell in

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  • Campsite
    where ever i can have a really big fire
  • Your Ride
    The green machine......

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  1. Loki

    Sychocr In The Arm

  2. Just wanted to let everyone know that SychoCR is back in the Army. he will be driving the trucks. and he will be in cali between the 13th and the 15th of this month. if anyone wants to drop him a line, he can be reached at: 714-483-5101.......
  3. [attachmentid=71873][attachmentid=71872] [attachmentid=71870][attachmentid=71871] The shopping cart from hell.............
  4. it's always nice when you have something to cuddle up with when you go to sleep!!! don't you guys think so???
  5. redneck way of measuring a fish
  6. gross....but priceless none the less
  7. Loki

    Joke of the day

  8. Loki

    Joke of the day

    "Words With Two Meanings" 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king- luv) n. Female.....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht- kon-trohl) n. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
  9. Loki

    Joke of the day

    "Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards" OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What the hell was I thinking! OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs: INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog. OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?
  10. and i noticed not one tree hugger's comment on this area..........AMAZING.....

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