I’ve been toying with buying a Gatling Gun. Looks like they’re available in .22 & 9mm. Anyone own one of those suckers, if so are they cool or garage art?
Bad DNA check
Sweaty palms. Check
Alcohol induced noticeable lean forward when walking check
Hand clinching imagined beer. Check
Left out of the food line. Check
If there were two more ingredients (derby hat / flat faced dog) I’d say Offroad Ryan.
Playing irrigation roulette here. I have two pump stations drawing water from a canal that bisects my property. Hooking up the pumps and charging the lines is subject to a late season freeze which could translate into $1,000s of damage. All the hard shiz is done, I’m itching to do the “glory”...
Let’s find a middle ground, take all the objects other than the flag pole and move them to Garbage Flats where all the destination folks can enjoy them.