The ultimate x-mas gift...

What kind of dumb shit is that?
It's powered with a cordless drill?
HTF do you put that on a vehicle?
Bailing wire and duct tape?
 
Crusty said:
I need one for camp LOL
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What about for home ? No more walking into the boys room 8 times trying to get them out of the overnight sleep coma all teenagers have. Just walk in pull trigger and watch them jump out of bed, by the third day they will awake to the sound of the door opening. And just think of how much quicker the wife will be getting ready after experiencing one short burst.

I know that I saw the Air Horn and still jumped when the guy pulled the trigger, I can only imagine not seeing it coming.
 
MWB said:
What about for home ? No more walking into the boys room 8 times trying to get them out of the overnight sleep coma all teenagers have. Just walk in pull trigger and watch them jump out of bed, by the third day they will awake to the sound of the door opening. And just think of how much quicker the wife will be getting ready after experiencing one short burst.

I know that I saw the Air Horn and still jumped when the guy pulled the trigger, I can only imagine not seeing it coming.
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YAAAS!

That's even better. Of course when one day you see a post how "Crusty passed away in his sleep..." you'll know the back "story" or underlying "cause".

"He died from a McRib" - #FakeNews
 
Crusty said:
YAAAS!

That's even better. Of course when one day you see a post how "Crusty passed away in his sleep..." you'll know the back "story" or underlying "cause".

"He died from a McRib" - #FakeNews
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I can see the trial of the century now. The Defense will put Mr. Crust on the stand and ask, why did you stab him in the eye 37 times with an eye liner pencil ?
Well you see I was standing in the bathroom putting my mascara on when he walked by and ( pulls the trigger). It was at that point that all 5 women on the jury stood and screamed she is innocent, about three seconds later the three married men stood and chimed in innocent as well at the moment the courtroom was silent but for one juror who was :LOL: hysterically, One fatal glance from Mrs. Crusty and that juror said, Yep deserved to die.
 
Rorschach said:
I guess if you think you need to buy a $600 novelty just to prove you're the most annoying individual in your group then just save your money bcuz everyone already thinks so
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It's called proving the point
 
Rorschach said:
I guess if you think you need to buy a $600 novelty just to prove you're the most annoying individual in your group then just save your money bcuz everyone already thinks so
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I could be called 5:00am payback for the all night long circus music.
 
Rorschach said:
I guess if you think you need to buy a $600 novelty just to prove you're the most annoying individual in your group then just save your money bcuz everyone already thinks so
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It's a tight race in some groups. Gotta go that extra mile.
 
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