This is Slappy‘s favorite flower in Mother Glamis. The Dune Evening Primrose. She blooms at night, so beautiful and white. And when you wake up in the morning and look out over the washes, there’s nothing but a blanket of white. Oh she makes Slappy wanna dance.
This was one of Slappy‘s favorite McSlappmachines...., 2006 New Year’s night ride was downright slapptacious. Ripping a bowl, singin a tune, nobody dune like Slappy dune.
In the words of Plato hisself, “when things get really bad, you just Gotta dance.” And slap knows dat Mr. Plato gots his head cut off after that, so, just forget that part, let’s go by his words of wisdom. Let’s dance glamisdunes.com.
The Sidewinder Rattlesnake is a resident of Mother Glamis. You will find her roaming the washes and flats in the early morning hours searching for kangaroo rats and other critters to feed on. If you come across her, let her go about her business. If you don't bother her, she won't bother you.
Who is Slappy???
Slappy McDuner was raised a child of color to a lowly share-cropper in the deep south. From a very early age, he was fascinated by the motorcycle. His first love was a QA50 mini-bike that his father, Pappy McDuner, managed to buy for him. This passion only grew as he aged. He...