Joke of the day! (No Memes)

[ESCO]

BREAKING NEWS!
Man gets hit by a rental car.
Said it Hertz.

 

[ESCO]

My wife really spoils me. I married her for her personality, and she has thrown in 5 more for free.
Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get to experience them all in one day.

 

[GBR]

My wife really spoils me. I married her for her personality, and she has thrown in 5 more for free.
Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I get to experience them all in one day.

Sounds like 5times the money #6 if a bonus

 

[Stinky]

Sounds like 5times the money #6 if a bonus

Guys, this is not funny....sad

 

[JDMeister]

GM: How do you know when you are being flirted with?
JD: When I hand her the money.

 

[Hondajimz]

GM: How do you know when you are being flirted with?
JD: When I hand her the money.

How do you make a Hormone ?
Don't pay her !!

 

[ESCO]

I'M EXCITED to announce I have completed the first item on my bucket list.
I have the bucket.