Liquid Ass!

When I was a middle school counselor, one of the kids brought this stuff to school. After multiple complaints, we tracked the vile vial down to a trash can. I removed it and then took it into the assistant principal's office. Of course, I had to smell it. Yup, it is that bad. Anyway, if you are bored and want a laugh, go to Amazon and read the reviews. There are some pretty funny stories about pranks and hijinks that people have posted:

 
i worked for the state and had about 25 female dieticians. they were always crying about something, there was 3 guys in the office.
one time one of the wild girls had a baby shower and someone gave her some huge underwear. so we took a snickers bar and smeared it allover it
and left it hanging out of the trash can. they went nuts, all pissed off, and we were crying.
then the fart spray came out. we had about a 40 cubicle farm and we would strafe it every once and a while. then we blasted the womens restroom and OMG it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. they were talking about how healthy eating would fix that issue, this and that and someone found out it was us and we got called to the directors office. one of the best pranks we ever pulled.
 
zilla68 said:
i worked for the state and had about 25 female dieticians. they were always crying about something, there was 3 guys in the office.
one time one of the wild girls had a baby shower and someone gave her some huge underwear. so we took a snickers bar and smeared it allover it
and left it hanging out of the trash can. they went nuts, all pissed off, and we were crying.
then the fart spray came out. we had about a 40 cubicle farm and we would strafe it every once and a while. then we blasted the womens restroom and OMG it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. they were talking about how healthy eating would fix that issue, this and that and someone found out it was us and we got called to the directors office. one of the best pranks we ever pulled.
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