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Two women were playing golf.

One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.

She began to massage him.

She then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!”

 
[SIZE=13.5pt]Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was?  It turns out that doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.[/SIZE]







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[SIZE=13.5pt]Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an event boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale.[/SIZE]






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[SIZE=13.5pt]Thank goodness for studies like this.   It's NOT our age, it's that stupid DOOR![/SIZE]




 
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