Joke of the day! (No Memes)

I tapped my uber driver on the shoulder and he got so startled he started swerving all over the road, I said dang son why you so jumpy, he replied that for the last 20yrs he was driving a hearse
 
One Vagina lip says to the other.
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What happened, we used to be so tight.
 
If you're attracted to both women and men but neither of them are attracted to you that means you are Bi-Yourself
 
we live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so stupid people won't be offended.
 
What's the difference between a Walrus and a Lesbian?
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One has a mustache, smells like fish and the other is a Walrus.
 
I always see more people walking into Walmart than out of Walmart.
But the meat is cheap so I don't ask questions.
 
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