Joke of the day! (No Memes)

Working at an unemployment office has to be a tense job knowing if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
 
My neighbor girl flunked her DMV driving test.
She couldn't get used to the front seat.
 
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
 
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